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2002-01-17T15:18:00.001Z

Flippin heck horses riding through fire. See pictures

2002-01-17T15:18:00.000Z

The brother of Osama bin Laden is to launch a fashion label using his family's name as a logo. More

2002-01-17T15:13:00.000Z

A London gallery is showing an exhibition of sculptures made from dismantled weaponry.

2001-12-20T19:34:00.000Z

Could the bin Laden tape be a hoax? Have a look at these pictures and see what you think - More

2001-12-13T11:15:00.000Z

ooh it's been a while since I last posted something (2 months in fact). But here's a great picture story to get things rolling again - family home swallowed up in the night by a 15 metre hole! Check it out

2001-10-10T15:20:00.000Z

Here's a useful insight into the mind of bin Laden and his network - More

2001-10-10T15:16:00.000Z

The FBI has unveiled its list of the 22 most wanted terrorists - and here they are.

2001-10-05T12:45:00.000Z

Tara Palmer Tomkinson is running a dating service on her website as well as playing agony aunt to her online devotees. So she does have a job after all!

2001-08-15T11:33:00.000Z

What would you do? Take the media challenge on Sky's website and pit your news values against the experts

2001-07-10T13:21:00.000Z

Fishermen killed by penis eating piranha

2001-07-05T13:36:00.000Z

Guestbook for fans and haters of Paddy the Big Brother dog

2001-06-19T07:51:00.000Z

GI Joe toys join World War II thanks to a little help from Photoshop!

2001-06-19T07:50:00.000Z

GI Joe toys join World War II thanks to a little help from Photoshop!

2001-06-05T08:59:00.000Z

It's those naughty nineteen year-olds Jenna and Barbara Bush doing a spot of under age drinking. What ever would daddy say?

2001-05-22T14:07:00.000Z

This is well funny - the Conservatives as the A-Team

2001-05-22T08:17:00.000Z

How to cure depression - clench your butt cheeks 100 times a day - apparently More

2001-05-21T10:30:00.000Z

This is quite fun, go here and take the questionnaire and it will tell you how in tune the political parties are with your views

2001-05-17T13:40:00.000Z

Election funnies: Boxing promoter rates John Prescott's performance while wombles stalk William Hague.

2001-05-16T12:11:00.000Z

A monkey-like extra terrestrial has been terrorising folk in India - More

2001-05-04T10:50:00.000Z

Emma loves to play with her Buntons

2001-05-03T14:16:00.000Z

I wondered what happened to all the red phone boxes. Now they are available to buy on the web! iwantoneofthose.com

2001-05-03T14:07:00.000Z

Make sure people don't sit next to you on the bus or train with a fake melted ice cream from iwantoneofthose.com

2001-05-02T11:20:00.000Z

Naked man wearing only white socks disrupts a church service in Barbados.

2001-04-25T10:39:00.000Z

Great news for curry fans - now you can order online from joshi's kitchen

2001-04-24T14:19:00.000Z

Man obeys God's message to become a vegetable!

2001-04-24T14:15:00.000Z

Oh dear, surely the best minds of the Daily Express can come up with a more imaginative use for their website?

2001-04-19T10:59:00.000Z

Orange founder Hans Snook on the weird and wonderful things your mobile phone will be getting up to in future. More

2001-04-17T10:42:00.000Z

Some of these wacky inventions are great. Particularly the revolving ice cream cone and luminous pet food that makes dog's mess easier to spot.

2001-04-17T09:45:00.000Z

Pakistani strongman lifts weights with his eyelids!

2001-04-11T21:32:00.000Z

A letter has been discovered from a Titanic passenger saying he wished the boat would sink - More from Ananova

2001-04-06T10:59:00.000Z

A new sitcom from the creators of South Park - That's my Bush

2001-04-04T16:28:00.000Z

Flipper has been going with the same guy since university and he thinks they're getting married. She doesn't want to so has been sleeping around in the hope that he'll find out and get the message. Naughty. More gossipy stories at CheatingScum.com

2001-02-23T10:06:00.000Z

Warner Bros. Short Films - Britney 2032

2001-02-20T14:33:00.000Z

Odd story on the web - An Ethiopian healer claims he can cure women by sucking their breasts

2001-02-16T17:19:00.000Z

Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

2001-02-07T12:37:00.000Z

Don Hale the editor of the Matlock Mercury writes about his campaign to overturn what could be Britain's longest running injustice.

2001-02-06T16:01:00.000Z

Buggy-balls could be the 21st century's answer to fluffy dice - http://www.buggyballs.com/

2001-01-31T14:15:00.000Z

Big kids as well as little kids will like this website - http://www.roalddahl.com

2001-01-31T12:54:00.000Z

Redheads now have a home on the web - Red and Proud.com

2001-01-30T12:43:00.000Z

Everything you ever wanted to know about the Backstreet Boys but were afraid to ask. Favourite line: "Kevin holds a deep personal commitment to cleaning up and protecting the Earth. He is currently focusing his personal and political efforts on the launch of his environmental Foundation."

2001-01-29T18:30:00.000Z

Anyone remember Rentaghost?

2001-01-24T16:47:00.000Z

A woman got revenge on her cheating husband by emailing 200 of his business associates saying he was a rat with a small penis. Expect this to be doing the rounds on the web very soon. More from Ananova

2001-01-24T16:42:00.000Z

Go to this website and discover your gangster nickname. Hope yours is better than mine which was 'hair lip'.

2000-12-28T15:07:00.000Z

Dildos with a religious theme - no really! Divine Interventions website

2000-12-15T16:22:00.000Z

The story of the soon-to-be legendary Claire Swire who's swallowing confession is sweeping the Internet.

2000-12-12T17:08:00.000Z

Shrine to Frank Butcher

2000-12-11T09:26:00.000Z

Heir to the throne cleans toilet!

2000-12-08T15:01:00.000Z

Plugs having sex!

2000-12-01T12:24:00.000Z

This will put you off Maccie D's - chicken head is found in a box of nuggets - see gory pic

2000-11-24T13:28:00.000Z

People wearing hats made from meat!!!

2000-11-24T10:29:00.000Z

The company that brought you Tamagotchi has introduced a virtual girlfriend, who sulks when you talk about sport, and loses interest if you're too keen

2000-11-21T15:51:00.000Z

Mumified rat for sale

2000-11-21T11:39:00.000Z

See how many adverts from the Eighties you remember

2000-11-17T14:56:00.000Z

Letters of resignation. This one is pretty good.

2000-11-09T10:49:00.000Z

Rest your head on a nice pair of breasts!

2000-11-09T10:47:00.000Z

Formula One teams help to speed-up hospitals

2000-11-03T16:59:00.000Z

Post-Halloween scary picture

2000-11-02T12:54:00.000Z

Samantha Fox looking sad with a bloke in a turtle outfit - no really! http://www.searchturtle.com/

2000-11-02T12:46:00.000Z

Where there's a demand there's a site. Go here to knacker-up Michael Schumacher

2000-11-02T10:25:00.000Z

Britney from behind - now there's a thought!

2000-11-02T10:21:00.000Z

Oops she did it again - another pissed Britney picture

2000-11-02T10:20:00.000Z

Pictures of Britney pissed - need I say more?

2000-11-01T15:26:00.000Z

Very unsettling. Get a personal death date for yourself at www.deathclock.com

2000-11-01T13:50:00.000Z

Is that someone you know on the Am I HOT or NOT? site?

2000-11-01T10:29:00.000Z

If you still haven't got Halloween out of your system why not carve you're own pumpkin online?

2000-11-01T10:01:00.000Z

Go here to date America's bad boys and girls - jaildudes.com and jailbabes.com

2000-10-27T10:48:00.000Z

Nasa is working on a handy way to avoid the traffic jams of the future - travelling to work by personal jetpack

2000-10-23T12:04:00.000Z

Just because you never know when you might need one, here is a quick guide to Roman Gods and Goddesses

2000-10-19T11:18:00.000Z

Al Gore is president erect

2000-10-19T11:07:00.000Z

Bubble Wrap!

2000-10-19T11:01:00.000Z

Send in your photo and web users will decide if you're "hot or not"

2000-10-19T10:59:00.000Z

This guy is wanted by the FBI - presumably for having a very dodgy mullet

2000-10-18T10:46:00.000Z

The ideal site for men who have no idea what to buy a woman - Giftsforbirds.com

2000-10-17T13:20:00.000Z

A South Korean company has connected a washing machine to the internet. It is able to constantly update itself by downloading new wash programs.

2000-10-16T10:35:00.000Z

An engineer has invented book pages which glow in the dark to end couple's rows over switching off the bedside light

2000-10-13T15:08:00.000Z

How bizarre - explorer to trek through Amazon jungle with a baby grand piano!

2000-10-12T15:20:00.000Z

Welcome to “The Doh Zone”. Nothing to do with ‘The Simpsons’ but has rather amusing features such as ‘The Jukebox of Doom’ and ‘I Believe in Mackerel’.

2000-09-29T11:30:00.000Z

This is hilarious - watch Dean and Nigel trying to blend in on the streets! http://www.deanandnigel.co.uk/

2000-09-29T09:38:00.000Z

Take a trip down music's memory lane - thisdayinmusic.com

2000-09-28T10:41:00.000Z

Find out what was No.1 in the charts on the day you were born

2000-09-28T08:41:00.000Z

For all you morbid people and goths, a site with a deathly theme and complete with stats - www.deathpenaltyinfo.org

2000-09-27T11:43:00.000Z

This site is pretty snazzy, simple design but different. Watch out for Russel popping up during the interview with Meg Ryan

2000-09-25T14:25:00.000Z

A man has won the right to run for US president dressed as a six foot penis

2000-09-18T14:31:00.000Z

Fun for all you shopoholics - all the effects of a stroll around the highstreet without ever leaving your PC: http://www.3dshopper.net

2000-09-14T11:42:00.000Z

It seemed like a good thing to say at the time...

2000-09-13T08:53:00.000Z

You're out of order Tony! See how much the government is ripping off motorists with this comparison of fuel prices across Europe.

2000-09-13T08:46:00.000Z

Next time you hear a song on the radio and want to know what it's called you could turn to this nifty little device from Sony - Name that tune

2000-09-11T10:00:00.000Z

Washed up losers can now take heart that they are not alone in their collective misfortune - thanks to a new site celebrating failure!

2000-09-08T12:01:00.000Z

Top headline - Vibrator gave me the willies!

2000-09-08T10:39:00.000Z

Story from Ananova, as someone who is always late I should be worried - Football fan kills friend after missing goal

2000-09-05T15:27:00.000Z

A cool Big Brother spoof - watch Thomas egg cam or punch Nasty Nick - http://www.bigbother.co.uk/

2000-09-04T10:47:00.000Z

This is way cool - a website devoted to misheard song lyrics! www.kissthisguy.com/

2000-09-01T15:22:00.000Z

This Ananova imitation gave everyone at the office a laugh - Trevonova.... Not The World's First Virtual Newscaster

2000-08-31T15:04:00.000Z

Star Wars: The Phantom Merchandise. Anyone want to buy this stuff?

2000-08-31T09:06:00.000Z

Call girls need modems, not madams says one vice girl who has been put out of business by the Internet

2000-08-30T16:52:00.000Z

Mohammed Al Fayed reckons the British Secret Service conspired to kill Di and Dodi. Does he have a case? You can judge the evidence for yourself at his website

2000-08-30T16:45:00.000Z

An interesting extract from James Hewitt's book

2000-08-23T18:43:00.000Z

more skiving tips... go to http://www.tetris.com to play tetris in flash

2000-08-11T09:27:00.000Z

A cool picture of Robbie Williams from today's Sun

2000-08-10T16:18:00.000Z

This guy fancies himself as Ali G but actually he's a bit of a plonker